参考翻译:

Can You Be a Web Designer?  你能成为一名网页设计师吗? 

Do you love Internet Explorer?  你喜欢IE浏览器吗?

Sorry, but web designers must hate IE with a passion.  抱歉,但是网页设计师必须自发的憎恨IE浏览器。

Do you own a Mac?  你有一台属于自己的苹果Mac电脑吗?

Can you buy one?  你能买一台吗?

Web designers MUST only use Macs.  网页设计师必须只使用Mac机。

Buy a Mac.(not all your kids need to go to college anyways)  买一台。(不仅仅是为了你的孩子上大学)

Do you have Photoshop?  你安装了Photoshop程序吗?

Do you have a BitTorrent client?  你有一个Photoshop的BT种子吗?

How are you gonna make pretty stuff? 没有Photoshop你怎么能做出漂亮的东西?

Download photoshop-csextended-cracked.torrent  下载一个photoshop-csextended-cracked.torrent文件。

Install it on your Mac.  把它安装在你的Mac电脑里。

Are you willing to work for free sometimes?  有时你愿意去免费工作吗?

Many clients have nephews who are good with computers, how are you gonna compete?  没有经验,你如何竞争?

Do you know HTML?  你知道HTML吗?

WTF... REALLY?!  不可能吧?真的?

Welcome to the internet Grandma!  你已经是个网络奶奶了。

JUST KIDDING. I KNOW IT!  仅仅开个玩笑,我知道。

...is it a programming language?  它是一个....程序语言?

DIAF!(Google it)  去死吧,快去Google搜索它!

Do you have a bitter and pessimistic persona?  你是一个痛苦和悲观的人?

Don't worry, you'll develop it on the job.  不用担心,你会在工作中改变的。

Did you notice that this flowchart uses a non-websafe font?  你注意到了这个流程图并没有使用安全字体吗?

So close, you were like 120px from finishing this flowchart!  这么接近,你会喜欢使用120像素来完成这个流程图的。

YES. you've got what it takes to be a web designer!  没错!你会成为一个网页设计师的!